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JUST ARSON AROUND: Chris McEvoy, who admits that apart from the fact that he’s a fan of neither rugby nor penises he’s pretty much gay anyway, wishes he could also come out the closet.
GOD’S CREATURES, GAY & ALL: It might be biologically correct, but noting that humans are ‘just animals' is equivalent to calling Beluga caviar with shavings of black truffle a 'light snack'.